英語幽默笑話30秒Unit7：All In the family都在這一家(雙語)
All In the family
都在這一家
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school .
八十歲大的 莎莉從學校把她的成績報告卡帶回家。
Her marks were good mostly .
她的成績不錯，
A's and a couple of B'S .
大部分都是A，還有幾個B。
However ,her teacher had written across the bottom,
可是， 她韻老師在卡片下方寫道：
"SALLY is a smart little girl,but she has one fault,
“莎莉是個聰明的小女孩，但是她有一個毛病。
she talks too much in school.I have an idea I am going to try,
她在學校太愛講話。我有一個想法我要來試試看，
which I think may break her of the bad habit."
我認為．這個想法可能會讓她改掉這個壞習慣。”
Sally's dad signed her report card,
莎莉的爸爸簽了她的學習報告卡，
putting a note on the back ,
并在卡片背面注記：
"Please let me know if your idea work on SALLY
“如果你的想法對莎莉很有效，請你讓我知道，
because I would like to try it out on her mother."
因為我想要把它試用在她媽媽身上。
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