昂貴的律師咨詢費--雙語幽默笑話
A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?” The lawyer said, “$400 dollars!”
有個人打電話給律師，問道：“你回答三個問題的收費是多少錢？律師回答說：「四百美元。”
And the man said, “That’s a lot of money, isn’t it?”
這個人說：“這要不少錢，不是嗎？”
The lawyer said, “I guess so. What’s your third question?”
律師回答說：“我想是吧！你的第三個問題是什么？”
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