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          A man tried to get a job in a stage show. “What can you do?” asked the producer.

          “Imitate birds,” the man said.

          “Are you kidding?” answered the producer, “People like that are a dime a dozen.”

          “Well, I guess that's that.” said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.

          個人想在一個舞臺劇中找份工作。“你能干什么呢?”負責人問。

          “模仿鳥兒,”那人說。

          “你在開玩笑吧?”負責人答道,“那樣的人一毛錢可以找一打。”

          “噢,那就算了。”那名演員說著,展開翅膀,飛出了窗口。

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