誘餌
An Aberdonian and his wife went to Rothesay for a holiday and went for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The Aberdonian asked the pier-master to let him know if her body was found. Two weeks later he received a wire saying： “Body recovered yesterday covered with crabs. Send instructions.” The aberdonian sent a wire back saying， “Sell crabs， send on money； reset bait.”
一位阿波多尼亞人和妻子去羅期塞度假。他們乘風出海，不幸的是妻子掉入海中淹死了。這位阿波多尼亞人叫防波坦的負責人在妻子的尸體找到后通知他一聲。二個星期后，他接到了一份電傳：“尸體已于昨日找到，上邊爬滿了螃蟹。請指示?！卑⒉ǘ嗄醽喨税l回了一份電傳：“賣掉螃蟹，收入匯過來；誘餌再扔回海里?！?/p>
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