第25期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 A Womans answer 婦女的回答
A husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?"
"Well," his wife answered at once." The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them."
Notes:
(1) create v.創(chuàng)造
(2) foolish adj.愚蠢的
Exercises:
根據(jù)短文回答下列問題：
?、?Who were talking to each other?
?、?What question did the husband raise?
?、?The wife thought for a while before she answered, didn't she?
④ How did the wife think of the reason?
⑤ How did she answer the question?
114.婦女的回答
一位丈夫?qū)λ钠拮诱f：“為什么上帝把婦女創(chuàng)造得如此美麗卻又愚蠢呢？”
“噢，”他的妻子立刻回答道，“原因很簡(jiǎn)單。上帝使我們?nèi)绱嗣利?，男人才?huì)愛我們。上帝使我們?nèi)绱擞薮?，我們才?huì)嫁給他們?！?/p>
練習(xí)參考答案：
① A husband and his wife.
?、?He asked why God create women to be beautiful but foolish.
③ No. She answered at once.
?、?Very simple.
⑤ She said that God made women beautiful so men would love them; God made women foolish so they would men.
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