外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹88：祖先(中英)
The lady was trying to impress those at the party. "My family’s ancestry is very old ,” she said, "it dates back to the days of King John of England.” Then turning to a lady sitting quietly in a corner she asked condescendingly, "How old is your family, my dear?"
有一位女士想給參加聚會的人們留下深刻的印象，于是就說道:“我的家族非常古老，它能一直追溯到英王約翰時期。”然后，她轉過身對著一位嫻靜地坐在角落里的女士居高臨下地問道:“親愛的，你們家族有多老?”
"Well,” said the woman with a quiet smile，"I can’t really say. All our family records were lost in the flood.”
“關于這個，”那位女士淡然一笑，說道:“我也說不清。我們的家族志在諾亞時代的大洪水中丟了。”
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