外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹89：為鐘表加油(中英)
There was a football game on TV last Saturday evening. 'The game was between a Spanish team and an Italian team. I sat in front of the TV at 7 o' clock, when the game just began. An hour later, my wife came to join me. She seemed to be absent-minded while she was watching the game. As the time clock showed one minute, forty一two seconds left in the game, she began cheering enthusiastically, "come on一get going”Since she had never been a football fan，I looked at her in surprise and asked which team she was cheering for. "Neither,” she replied. "I' m cheering the time clock on.”
上周六晚上電視上有場足球賽，是西班牙隊對意大利隊。七點鐘，球賽剛剛開始，我就坐到了電視機前。一個小時后，我的妻子也過來和我一起看球。她看的時候仿佛心不在焉。當記時器顯示比賽還剩一分四十二秒時，她開始異常的熱情起來，“加油，快!”因為她從來就不是個球迷，我吃驚地望著她，問她為哪個球隊加油。“哪個也不為，”她答道，“我在給鐘表加油。”
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