“過早采購”也是一種犯罪--雙語幽默笑話
An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, "What is the crime you have committed?"
有個犯人被帶到法官面前審案，法官問他：“你犯了什么罪？”
The offender said, "I went shopping too early during the New Year."
犯人說：“因為我在新年時，太早去采購了。”
The judge said, "This is not a crime! Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how early did you go shopping?"
法官說：“這不是罪呀！可能是弄錯吧？那你多早去采購呢？”
He answered, "The shop was not yet open for business, and I was already inside."
他說：“商店還沒開門，我就已經進去了。”
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