英語幽默小笑話帶翻譯：Goldfish 金魚（雙語）
英語幽默小笑話：goldfish 金魚
stan: i won 92 goldfish.
斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。
fred: where are you going to keep them?
弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們？
stan: in the bathroom.
斯丹：浴室。
fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath?
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎么辦？
stan: blindfold（蒙眼睛） them!
斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛！
英語單詞講解：
blindfold vt. (作名詞時意思是眼罩)
1. (用布或帶)蒙住…的眼睛；蒙住(眼睛)：
the victim was blindfolded.
受害者被蒙住了眼睛。
to blindfold the hostage
蒙住人質的眼睛
2. 妨礙視力；遮住(或擋住)…的視線：
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