那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事21：醫(yī)生住在樓下
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事The doctor lives downstairs
醫(yī)生住在樓下
"Doctor,"she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me.”
”醫(yī)生“她沖進屋后大聲說道。"我想讓你坦率地告訴我，我到底得了什么病。"
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam,”he said at length, “l've just three things to telf you. First,your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, l'm an artist,the doctor lives downstairs."
他從頭到腳打量了她，然后大聲說：“太太，我有三件事要對你說。第一，您的體重需要減少大約50磅；第二，如您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口紅，您的相貌將會變美。第三，我是一位畫家——醫(yī)生住在樓下。”
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