一份忍俊不禁的英文簡歷
姓名：English or Chinese?英文的還是中文的？
年齡：Confidential（這是私人問題）
身高：Not related to the job（這跟工作有關系么）
體重：Varies all the time before lunch or after（隨時改變，飯前飯后都不同）
居住地：At what stage of my life please be more specific（那是一個特別的地方，我生命的舞臺）
電話：Ericsson（愛立信手機）
電子郵件：Only give to pretty and rich girls（只留給漂亮和富有的女孩）
上班時間：The shorter the better（越短越好）
應征職位：A position that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls（找一個不做什么實事，但能被美女包圍的職位）
學歷：Graduated at the wild chicken university（畢業于一個你找不著的大學）
語言能力：Fluent in bullshits（侃大山是專長）
興趣：Sleeping and sleeping（睡得天昏地暗）
生日：正月初七
經歷：Fooling around all the time（游戲人生）
曾任職位：Decent or not decent?please be more specific（高級的或者低級的都是一種經歷）
已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl?hopefully can find in your company（我正在尋找漂亮又富有的女孩，希望在你們公司能找到）
未來期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible（只負責主席臺講話，并且希望盡早退休）
希望待遇：Lesser workload the better（比實際工作量拿得多就行）
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