每日一笑(1.30)
It Doesn’t Smell like a Toilet
When a famous cross-talk actor was asked about his impression of his visit to the United States, he replied.
“What impressed me most is the American toilet. It doesn’t smell like the toilet we have in China.”
聞起來不像廁所
有人問一位著名的相聲演員對美國訪問的印象，他回答說：
“給我印象最深的是美國的廁所，聞起來味兒和中國的不一樣。”
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