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        第1360期 英語笑話 童言無忌 The big sissy

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        One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,"Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"

        The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't, dear." She said, "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

        Along silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."

        一個(gè)夏季的晚上,雷雨大作,母親讓小男孩上床鉆進(jìn)被窩。她正準(zhǔn)備熄燈,孩子聲音顫抖地問:“媽咪,你今晚可以陪我睡嗎?”

        母親笑著,擁抱一下小孩安慰說,“親愛的,不可以。我得睡在爸爸的房間?!币魂囬L長的沉默之后,男孩小聲地用顫音說:“重色輕友?!?/P>

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