joke(20)
優缺點
“這幢房子，”房地產推銷商說，“既有優點也有缺點。為了說明我是誠實的，我將告訴你們它的缺點 - 往南面一個街區是一家化工廠，往北面一個街區是一家屠宰場。”
“那么它的長處呢？”預備購買房子的人問道。
“它的好處，”代理商說道，“就是，你總能分清風是從哪邊吹過來的。”
Good Points and Bad Points
“This house，” said the real-estate salesman， “has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest， I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north.”
“What are the advantages？” inquired the prospective buyer.
“The good thing about it，” said the agent， “is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing.”
笑話本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/78525.html
相關文章
-
Two young boys 雙語 笑話
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying...
2018-11-25 英語笑話 -
Who was the first Man?
A teacher said to her class: "Who was the first man?" “George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly. "How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the te...
2018-12-03 英語笑話 -
英語笑話笑死人不償命23: 城里來的傻瓜雙語)
City Suckers城里來的傻瓜Two city folk were on a drive in the country, but got completely lost. 兩個城市里的老兄在一條鄉間小道上開車迷了路，Pulling over next to an old farmer, they asked him if...
2018-10-31 英語笑話 -
英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯：真的更長壽嗎（雙語）
Sonny：Hi，Gramps.桑尼：爺爺您好。Gramps: Hi Sonny…What did you learn in school today？爺爺：嗨今天在學校學了什么？Sonny: That laughter can add many years to your life!桑尼：笑聲可以給你更長壽！Sonny:...
2018-10-31 英語笑話 -
英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Be a driver 永遠是駕駛員（中英雙語）
57.Be a driver57.永遠是駕駛員!Our oldest son, Willy, a helicopter pilot stationed at Fort Rucker，Alaska, lives and breathes flying. When he called to say he'd be driv...
2018-11-01 英語笑話 -
英漢雙語笑話：新老師 The New Teacher
the new teacher george comes from school on the first of september. george, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother. i didn't like her, mother, because she said that...
2018-10-29 英語笑話 -
知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇45：Obituary 死亡訃告（中英+）
The phone rang in the obituary department of the local newspaper. "How much does it cost to have an obituaryprinted"? asked the woman. 地方報社負責刊登死亡訃告的部門電話響了。“登一篇訃告多少錢？”一位...
2018-11-07 英語笑話 -
英文幽默 - Shooting Accident
As a pregnant woman walked into a bank one day, a man dressed in black came in and shot her three times in the stomach. She was immediately rushed to the hospital....
2019-03-20 英語笑話 -
Doctors Joke (77)
Psychiatrist to patient：“You have nothing to worry about - anyone who can pay my bill is certainly not a failure.” 更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽...
2018-12-29 英語笑話
