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照相機
在前往威蒙特參加一個婚禮的路上，我和丈夫意識到我們忘了帶照相機。我們在一家百貨商店門前停了下來，希望能夠買到一種便宜的，一次性照相機。薩爾問店主：“你們有那種用了就扔的照相機嗎？”
“我說，小伙子，”店主回答說，“我可不管你買了之后怎么處理它。”
Camera
On our way to a wedding in Vermont， my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and， hoping to purchase a cheap， disposable model. Sal asked the owner， “Do you have any of those throwaway cameras？”
“Look， fella，” replied the owner， “I don't care what you do with it after you buy it.”
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