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• Elderly Joke(47)

  　　There was a young woman who was very much interested in marrying this wealthy Old gentleman. After he proposed，she suggested，“we might even have some children！”　　The old gentleman replied，“Oh...

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• 太有禮貌

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• 父親的東西

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• 你永遠不能許這么個愿

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• something you got to know

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