在你宣誓就職的那天
A woman and her husband were out shopping when she realized that she needed to purchase some hair color for her graying hair.
"When are you going to stop buying that expensive stuff," complained the husband, "and let your hair go gray like Barbara Bush?"
"The day that you're inaugurated," the wife replied.
一個(gè)婦人正和丈夫在外面購物，她想起來需要為自己漸漸變白的頭發(fā)買一些染發(fā)劑。“你什么時(shí)候才會停止購買這些昂貴的東西，”丈夫抱怨說：“而讓你的頭發(fā)自然變白，就像巴巴拉布什那樣呢？”
“在你宣誓就職的那天?！逼拮踊卮鸬?。
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