小男孩8句詼諧表白搞定蘿莉

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　　如果愛情有味道，那一定是甜的對不對？如果你有愛人，你一定想對TA說遍世間的甜言蜜語有沒有？舉手的童鞋，下面示愛的句子會讓你兩眼放光哦～

　　My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it.

　　我對你的愛就像拉肚子，ho也hold不住。

　　Do you have a quarter? Because I promised I would call my mom as soon as I fell in love.

　　你有零錢嗎？我答應過我老媽如果我戀愛了就要立刻打電話給她。

　　If you were a tear in my eye, for fear of losing you I would never cry.

　　如果你是我眼里的一滴淚，我永遠都不會哭，因為我怕失去你。

　　I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

　　我的電話簿弄丟了，能把你的號碼再告訴我一下嗎？

　　If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

　　如果能重排字母表，我要把你和我排在一起。

　　Do you have a map? Because I just keep lost in your eyes!

　　你有地圖嗎？我總是迷失在你的眼神中。

　　I am a thief and I am here to steal your heart.

　　我是小偷，我是來偷你的心的。

　　It's awfully hot in here, or it is you?

　　這里好熱，是因為你在的關系嗎？

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