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        我想他只能患上感冒

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          During the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but could not hit his opponent.

          "How am I doing?" he asked the coach at the end of the round.

          "Well, if you keep this up," replied the coach, "he might feel the wind and catch a cold."

          在拳擊比賽中,一名拳擊手只是兇猛地在空氣中猛擊,卻打不到他的對手。

          “我打的怎么樣?”一個回合結(jié)束后他問教練。

          “哦,如果你繼續(xù)這么打的話,我想他能感到有風(fēng),從而患感冒。”教練答到。

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