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        Mrs. Jones and her little daughter Karen were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken, everyone had driven off to the reception and all the excitement was over.
        Karen said to her mother, "Why did the bride change her mind, Mummy?"
        "What do you mean, change her mind?" asked Mrs. Jones.
        "Well," said the moppet, "She went into the church with one man and came out with another!"
        瓊絲太太和小女兒凱潤在教堂外邊觀看著一場婚禮的全過程。照完像后,所有人都開車去參加喜宴,整個慶典結束了。
        凱潤問媽媽:“媽咪,為什么那新娘改主意了?”
        “她改主意了?你說什么呢?”瓊絲太太說。
        “瞧,”小丫頭說,“她先跟一位男士進的教堂,出來時又換了一位!”

               

                                

            

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