英漢幽默故事選讀【70】
Senior Class
During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. He then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.
When he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "Can you imagine, " she said. "Seventy dollars and I had to kiss him too!"
Notes:
（1） periodic adj.定期的
（2） bend down彎腰
Exercises:
根據短文判斷下列句子正（T）、（F）：
?、?The doctor came to see the elderly woman regularly.
?、?The elderly woman would be celebrating her 99th birthday.
?、?The doctor was surprised at the news.
?、?The elderly woman and the doctor would celebrate their birthday on the same day.
?、?The elderly woman thought the doctor was too mean.
年長者階層
醫生按期來探視我的老母。我告訴他母親不幾天就要慶祝她98歲的生日了。醫生聽了也很高興，為此，他彎下腰來親了她一下。然后他說不幾天他也要慶祝自己的生日，并要求她還他一個吻。
醫生走后，我母親厭惡地搖搖頭?！澳隳芟胂髥?，”她說，“付了他70元，我還得親他！”
練習參考答案：
?、賂②F③F④F⑤T
幽默 笑話本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/88188.html
相關文章
-
A guide to walking tigers
Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going by. You find this out by taking one for a walk. To take a tiger for a walk, you first need a...
2018-12-08 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：a bar 酒吧（雙語）
an italian, a jew and a french man walk into a bar ... this should be fun!一個意大利人，一個猶太人和一個法國人一起走進酒吧……這應該很有趣！ 更多 英語笑話、英語小...
2018-11-03 英語笑話 -
son-in-law
Joke:son-in-law A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with a vi...
2018-11-20 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：dogs 狗（雙語）
We're running out of pee... How much territory have you marked?我們要用完這些尿液了。。。你標記了多少的土地？When dogs think efficiently狗有效思考的時候 更多 英語笑話、英語...
2018-11-07 英語笑話 -
英文笑話:Misc Jokes
A newly married man asked his wife， " Would u have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune？" "Honey，" the woman replied sweetly ，" I'd have married u NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE...
2018-12-26 英語笑話 -
英語笑話：飛行員會飛嗎
Can pilots fly?飛行員會飛嗎？The Great Lakes Laboratoryemployed a licensed boat captain for its research vessel.It was common knowledge that the captain couldn't swim. Whe...
2018-11-30 英語笑話 -
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事139：雨傘
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事The umbrella 雨傘 A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the ha...
2018-10-31 英語笑話 -
外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹281：吉姆的歷史考試(中英)
Aunt: How did Jim do his history examination`?姨媽:吉姆這孩子歷史考得怎么樣?Mother: Oh, not at all well，but there，it wasn’t his fault. Why, they askedhim things that happened before the p...
2018-11-02 英語笑話
