那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事139：雨傘

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The umbrella
雨傘

A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was writtan： “This umbrella belongs to a gentlsman who can lift up a hundred pounds.I shall be back inten minutes．"When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written,"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour.I shall not come back.
一位住在旅館的紳士把他的雨傘放在了大廳里，不過他在傘柄上系了一張卡片，上面寫道，-此傘屬于一位能舉百磅的紳士。我將在十分鐘內回來。一當他回來時，發現雨傘已經不翼而飛，取而代之的是另一張卡片，上面寫著：“此卡是一位一小時能跑十英里的人留下的，我再也不回來了。”

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