英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇時尚娛樂5：電影風暴(雙語閱讀)
第二部分 時尚娛樂
Unit5 The Storm of Movies 電影風暴
英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇5：電影風暴(雙語閱讀)
Voriety is charming．
豐富多彩最宜人。
Mr.and Mrs.Jones seldom go out in the evening.But last Satur-day, Mrs. Jones want to go to the cinema.
瓊斯夫婦晚上很少出去。可上星期六，瓊斯太太想去看電影。
A:There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Shall we go and see it?
今晚電影院有場好電影，我們去看嗎?
(Mr. Jones was quite happy about it. So they went and both of them en-joyed the film very much!When they came out of the cinema, it was al-ready 11 o'clock. They got into their car and began driving home. It was quite dark.
瓊斯先生對此感到非常高興。于是他們便去了，他倆兒都喜愛這部影片。當他們從電影院出來時已經11點鐘了。他們趕緊上了車，開始朝家開去，天色很黑。)
A:Look，Bill. A woman is running along the road very fast, and a man is running after her. Can you see them?
快看，比爾!有個女人正沿著公路飛快地奔跑，后面還有一個男人在追她，你看見了嗎?
B:Yes, I can.(Driving the car slowly near the woman)Can I help you?
是的，我看見了。(把車慢慢地開到女人身旁)我能幫助你嗎?
C:No, thanks. My husband and I always run home after the film because whoever gets home late will wash the dishes.
不，謝謝。我和我丈夫每次看完電影之后總是跑著回家，因為誰最后到家，誰就要洗盤子。
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