搞笑短信：你的發(fā)音很標準
Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
你的英語發(fā)音很標準？讀下去：woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, 測試結果：你是一條好狗。現在可以停下別叫了。
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