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        啤酒是洗頭用的

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        Beer for washing hair

          Two nuns were shopping and happened to be passing the beer store.  One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy about purchasing it.  The first nun said that she would handle it and picked up a six pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said, "The beer is used for washing our hair."  The cashier, without blinking an eye, reached under the counter and put a package of pretzels in the bag with the beer, saying. . ."Here, don't forget the curlers."

          兩個(gè)修女外出購物,路過一家啤酒店。 其中一個(gè)修女問另外一個(gè)要不要買點(diǎn)啤酒喝。 那個(gè)修女回答說她是想喝,但不太敢去買。 第一個(gè)修女說她會搞定,說罷拿起一提六瓶裝的啤酒,來到收銀臺。 看到收銀員的表情有點(diǎn)怪,第一個(gè)修女說,“我們買啤酒是用來洗頭的。” 收銀員,眼皮都沒有眨一下,把手伸進(jìn)柜臺下面,拿出一包椒鹽餅干放到裝啤酒的袋子里面,說“嘿,卷發(fā)器可不能少!”

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