英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.3.11

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   A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in his pocket．
   “His was a sad case，”said the attendant．“Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man．”
   “Terrible，”said a visitor．
   Presently they came to a padded cell，in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast．
   “That's the other man，”said the attendant．    一群游客被領著參觀一所瘋人院。在院子里他們遇見一個人，他長著一雙瘋狂的眼睛，頭發蓬亂，正狂熱地設法逮住蒼蠅，把它們裝在他的口袋里。
   “他的病很慘，”陪同人說。“在他當兵打仗的時候，他的妻子拋下他的家和另一個男人私奔了。”
   “真可怕，”一個游客說。
   不久他們來到一間安上軟墊的小屋前，聽見里面傳出野獸般的怒吼。
   “這就是那另一個男人，”陪同人說。練習：
你知道原因么？
答案：
還有第三個男人，希望他不會瘋掉~~。。。

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