英漢雙語笑話習(xí)題簿11.3.10
“I've had a had day at the office，dear，and I'm as hungry as a bear．Is dinner ready？”
“No love．I'm afraid we'll have to go to a restaurant tonight．I've broken the tinopener．” “親愛的，今天辦公室的活可真夠累人的，我餓極了。晚飯做好了嗎？”
“沒有，寶貝?？峙挛覀兘裉焱砩系蒙巷堭^去吃。我把罐頭刀弄斷了?！本毩?xí)：
如果不出去，晚餐吃什么？
答案：
罐頭。。。
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