A Present
Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday？
Mom: No, Honey, what？
Kate: A nice teapot.
Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.
Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.
一件禮物
凱特:媽，你知道我要給你一件什么生日禮物嗎？
媽媽:不知道，寶貝，是什么呀？
凱特:一把漂亮的茶壺。
媽媽:可是我已經有一把漂亮的茶壺了呀。
凱特:不，您沒有了。我剛剛把它給摔了。
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