你將救出哪一幅？
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out？"
一份報紙組織了一場競賽，為下面的問題征集最佳答案:“如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅？”
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."
獲獎的答案是:“最接近門口的那一幅。”
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