Doctors Joke (16)
Things Not to Hear During Surgery，Part I Darn，there go the lights again……
Ya know，there‘s big money in kidneys. Heck，the guy’s got two of‘em. Everybody stand back！I lost my contact lens！
Better save that. We‘ll need it for the autopsy. Someone call the janitor - we’re going to need a mop. Bo！Bo！Come back with that！Bad Dog！
Wait a minute，if this is his spleen，then what‘s that？
Hand me that……uh……that uh……thingie. Oh no！I just lost my Rolex. Oops！Hey，has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before？
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