英漢幽默故事選讀【121】

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A Speeding Motorist

　　A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded.

　　"Yes, sir," replied the driver.

　　"Then why didn't you pull over immediately?"

　　"I would have, officer, " the man said. "But last month my wife ran off with a policeman, and I was afraid you were bringing her back.

　　Notes:

　　（1） patrol n.巡邏
　　（2） blinking adj.閃爍的
　　（3） siren n.警笛
　　（4） pull over（將車、船等）開向一邊讓其他車、船超越
　　（5） run off with（sb.）與…私奔

　　Exercises:

　　根據短文判斷下列句子正（T）、（F）：
　　① The motorist speeded on the highway.
　　② The motorist didn't know what blinking lights and siren meant.
　　③ The driver didn't pull over.
　　④ The motorist's wife ran off with the policeman last month.
　　⑤ The motorist didn't expect his wife to come back to him.

超速的司機

　　一位公路巡警截住了一個超速司機。“難道你不知道閃爍燈和警笛的意思嗎？”他責問道。

　　“知道，長官，”司機回答說。

　　“那你為什么不立即靠邊停車？”

　　“我本來想這樣做的，長官。”那男子回答說，“但上個月我妻子和一位警察私奔了，我是害怕你把她帶回來。”

　　練習參考答案：

　　①T②F③F④F⑤T

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