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              One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two." 

          The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"

          "I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."

          一個冬天的早晨,一名雇員解釋他為什么遲到了四十五分鐘才起來上班。“外面太滑了,我每向前邁一步,就要向后退兩步。”

          老板狐疑地看著他。“噢,是嗎?那你是怎樣到這里來的?”

          “后來我決定放棄,”他說,“然后我就往家里走?!?/p>

              

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