那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事88：否則他就該跟我借了
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Tom:William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
湯姆：威廉向我借五英鎊。我該不該借給他？
Jack: Certainly.
杰克：當然應該了。
Tom:And why?
湯姆：為什么？
Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow lt from me.
杰克：否則他就該跟我借了。
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