爆笑雙語笑話美眉我們網(wǎng)戀好不好

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Girl, Please Fall in Love with Me

　　After the self-study class at night, I opened the computer. I sorted out the male net friends to the Frog Concentration Camp and several unlovely girls I’ve seen to the Dinosaur Concentration Camp. Then I began chatting with the three girls left. 　　Me: Honey, let’s fall in love! 　　Talented girl: OK. Are you a Party member? 　　Me: No, I’m not. 　　Talented girl: Are you a League member? 　　Me: Well, no. 　　Talented girl: Well, are you a member of China Young Pioneers? 　　Me: I used to be one many years ago. But why do you bother asking such questions? 　　Talented girl: Then I can’t promise you. At all events, I’m the team leader of our class. 　　… 　　Recalling the painful experience, I still have two girls to chat with.
　　Me: Girl, let’s fall in love! 　　Lonely girl: Good. After all, I can fall in love. 　　Me: Well, didn’t you love someone before? 　　Lonely girl: No. They always said I was a dinosaur. 　　Me: Umm, in this case, we’d better break up at the moment. 　　Lonely girl: No, I don’t agree. It’s my first love… 　　55555555555… 　　Now the last girl left, I would especially cherish her. 　　Me: Girl, don’t you want to fall in love with me? 　　Jiaojiao: I think it’s OK, but I’d like to ask for my father’s advice. 　　Me: My God! You asked your father this kind of thing? You surely don’t have your own definite idea! 　　Jiaojiao: It’s not like that. I am just 5 years old and haven’t learnt to type. It is my father who types for me. 　　Me: … 　　Then I said: Hello, uncle.

美眉，我們網(wǎng)戀吧

　　晚自習(xí)歸來，我打開電腦，把男網(wǎng)友全部歸到青蛙集中營里，把幾個見過不漂亮的女網(wǎng)友歸到恐龍集中營。剩下的三個美眉還要再聊聊。　　我說：美眉我們網(wǎng)戀吧！　　小才女說：好呀。你是黨員嗎？　　我說：不是。　　小才女說：那你是團(tuán)員嗎？　　我說：不是。　　小才女說：那你是少先隊(duì)員嗎？　　我說：很多年以前就不是了，你問這些做什么？　　小才女說：那可不行，我可是我們班的小組長呢。　　我無語。　　痛定思痛，還有兩個MM可以聊。　　我說：美眉我們網(wǎng)戀吧！　　小孤女說：好呀，終于戀愛了。　　我說：怎么，以前沒有戀愛過嗎？　　小孤女說：沒有，他們總說我是恐龍。　　我說：哦，這樣，那我們分手，就現(xiàn)在。　　小孤女說：不，我不同意，這是我的初戀，55555555555…… 　　還剩最后一個美眉，我倍加珍惜。　　我說：美眉，我們網(wǎng)戀吧！　　嬌嬌：好呀，不過我要問問我爸爸。　　我說：天哪，這事你問你爸爸？你自己那么沒主見呀?！　　嬌嬌：不是呀，我今年才5歲，還不會打字，剛才是我爸爸替我打字啊。　　我說：…… 　　我再說：叔叔好。

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