雙語笑話：New Discovery 新發現
New Discovery
A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and
after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator.
一個鄉下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走進一座大樓，看見一個歲數很大的矮胖女人邁進一個小房間。房間的門隨后關上，有幾個燈在閃亮。一會兒，門開了，電梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。
Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I shouldhave brought my wife!"
鄉下人驚奇地眨著眼睛，慢吞吞地說：“我應該把我的老婆帶來!”
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