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        英漢雙語笑話:時間對豬有什么意義?

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        One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"

        一天,有一個城市里的游客來到一個小鄉村,在鄉間路上開著車,想看看農莊是什么樣子,也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城里人看見一位農夫在宅后的草地上,手中抱著一頭豬,并把它舉得高高的,好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城里人對農夫說,"我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的,但是,這不是很浪費時間嗎?"那位農夫回答說,"時間對豬有什么意義?"

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