我們賭誰能探出窗外更遠
Tom: How's your little brother, Johnny?
Johnny: He's ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tom: That's too bad. How did it happen?
Johnny: We betted who could lean further out of the window, and he won.
湯姆：強尼，你弟還好嗎？
強尼：他把自己弄傷了，正躺病床上呢。
湯姆：這可真麻煩了，咋整的呀？
強尼：我們賭誰能探出窗外更遠，結果他贏了。
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