我們擔心可能會聽不懂的。
There was an American couple who had no children, so they wanted to adopt a child. Finally, an orphanage contacted them, saying, "We have a baby for adoption.
It's a Russian orphan." The couple was delighted and went to bring the baby home.
On the way home, they stopped by a university to enroll in a Russian course. "Why do you want to learn Russian? The English that we speak is a very good language," the university secretary asked.
"Well, we just adopted a Russian baby. When he begins to speak Russian in a few years, we are afraid that we might not be able to understand him," the couple replied.
有對美國夫婦沒孩子，就想領養一個。最后有家孤兒院跟他們聯系，說：“我們有個嬰兒可供領養，是俄羅斯孤兒。”這對夫婦很高興，就去把嬰兒領回來。
回家路上，他們順便去了所大學，報門俄語課。“你們為什么想學俄語呢？咱們說的英語是門挺好的語言呀。”大學的秘書問。
“那啥，我們剛領養了個俄羅斯嬰兒，等過兩年他張口說俄語了，我們擔心可能會聽不懂。”他們回答說。
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