讓搭訕者無地自容的拒絕佳句
Not if you were the last man on earth. 除非你是世界上最后一個男人。
I‘m not available.我已經名花有主了。
Not in this lifetime.這輩子休想。下輩子吧
Is begging on the street legal here?此地當街乞討是合法的嗎？
I am waiting for my boyfriend。我正在等我男朋友。
Boy：Can I buy you a drink?我可以為你買一杯飲料嗎？
Girl：Actually I‘d rather have the money。不必，我很有錢。
Boy：Can I have your name?直譯：我能有你的名字嗎？
Girl：Why? Don‘t you already have one? 為什么？你不是已經有一個嗎？
Boy：I‘m a photographer. I‘ve been looking for a face like yours。我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。
Girl：I‘m a plastic surgeon. I‘ve been looking for a face like yours。我是整形外科醫(yī)生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。
Boy：Is this seat empty?直譯：這個座位是空的吧？
Girl：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down。是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。
Boy：Haven‘t I seen you some place before?我好象以前在什么地方見過你？
Girl：Yes. That‘s why I don‘t go there anymore。是的。這就是為什么我不再去那個地方的原因。
Boy：Will you go out with me this Saturday?這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎？
Girl：Sorry. I‘m having a headache this weekend。抱歉。這個周末我頭疼。
Boy：I think I could make you very happy。我想我能讓你非常快樂。
Girl：Why? Are you leaving?是嗎？你是說你要離開？
Boy: May I hold your hand? 我能牽著你的手嗎 來源：考試大
Girl: No thanks,it isn’t heavy. 不用了，我自己能拿的動
Boy: Hi,didn’t we go on dates before? Once or twice? 我們以前有過一兩次幽會吧
Girl: Must’ve been once.I never make the samemistake twice. 肯定只有一次，我從不會犯兩次同樣的錯誤。
Boy: I’d like to call you.Your number? 能告我你的電話號碼嗎？
Girl: It’s in the phone book。在電話本里。
Boy: Is this seat empty? 這個位置沒人嗎？
Girl: Yes,and this one will be if you sit down. 對，即使你坐上去也是沒人。
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