第1432期雙語笑話 老爸求贊美 Dad seeking praise
5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something.
Father: "I’m so tired, if you praise me twice, I’ll Be fresh."
Daughter: "Lao Zheng!"
Dad: "hey!"
Daughter: "your chick looks really nice ah ......"5歲的女兒讓老爸幫她做某事。
老爸：“爸爸很累啦，你夸我兩句吧，你夸我兩句我就又有勁了。”
女兒：“老鄭!”
老爸：“哎!”
女兒：“你家妞妞長得可真漂亮啊……”
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