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        第1431期雙語笑話 女人的世界 This is a woman's world

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        This is a woman's world.When a man is born,people ask,"How is the mother?"When he marries,they exclaim,"What a lovely bride!"And when he dies,they inquire,"How much did he leabe her?"

        這個世界是女人的。當一個男人出生時,人們問:“母親可好?”當他結婚時,他們呼喊道“多漂亮的新娘啊!”而當他們?nèi)ナ罆r,他們問:“他留下多少錢給她。”

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