那給我一塊錢行嗎？
Son: Dad, give me a dime.
Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?
Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you?
兒子：爸爸，給我一角錢。
父親：兒子，你不認為你已經長大了，不該再老是一角一角地要錢了，不是嗎？
兒子：爸爸，我想你是對的，那給我一塊錢行嗎？
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