看笑話學英語53:Five Hundred Times五百遍
聽笑話學英語53:Five Hundred Times五百遍
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.
在中西部一個大城市的交通法庭里，一位年輕女士被帶到法官面前，她由于開車闖紅燈被開了罰單。
She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye.
女士向法官解釋，她是一名學校老師，請求法官馬上處理她的案子，以便可以趕回去上課。
"You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
法官眼中閃過一絲狡黠，說道：“你是學校的老師，對嗎？女士，我馬上要實現我畢生的愿望了。在那張桌子旁坐下，寫‘我開車闖了紅燈’500遍。”
英語單詞短語學習：
1 disposal
n. 處理；支配；清理；安排
eg：Do you have this information at your disposal?
這個資料你能隨意使用嗎？
短語
sewage disposal [環境] 污水處置 ; [環境] 污水處理 ; 污水排放 ; 排污
garbage disposal 垃圾處理機 ; 垃圾處理 ; 處理垃圾 ; 廢物處理
disposal site 卸泥場 ; 廢物處理場 ; 垃圾傾置場 ; 棄置地點
refuse disposal 廢物處理 ; 垃圾處置 ; 垃圾處理 ; 廢物處置
mud disposal 廢泥漿 ; 泥土處置工程 ; 廢泥漿水
watewater disposal 廢水處置
ocean disposal 海洋廢物處理 ; 投海處理 ; 海洋處置 ; 海洋排放
chip disposal [機] 切屑處理
effluent disposal 廢水處理 ; 廢液處理 ; 污水排放
2 ambition
n. 野心，雄心；抱負，志向
vt. 追求；有…野心
eg:His ambition is to sail around the world.
他的理想是航行環游世界。
短語
Naked Ambition 豪情 ; 赤裸誘惑 ; 赤裸野心 ; 天羅地網
Blonde Ambition 美眉的野心 ; 金發野心 ; 金發女的野心 ; 她的野心
secret ambition 水樹奈奈 ; 唱片名 ; 水樹奈
On Ambition 論志向
Burning Ambition 龍之爭霸
Blind Ambition 盲人的雄心 ; 盲目的野心
Grand Ambition 宏圖大志
of ambition 論野心
Eteranl ambition 我們戰隊
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