為什么在布魯明黛
An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales.
"Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?"
"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."
布魯克林的一位年邁的婦女決定準備自己的遺囑，提出最后的要求。她告訴自己的猶太教士說她有兩個臨終前的要求。第一，她要火化；第二，她要把骨灰撒到布魯明黛。
“布魯明黛！”教士叫道，“為什么在布魯明黛？”
“那樣的話我女兒肯定一周會探望我兩次。”
Note:
布魯明黛（Bloomingdale's）是一家連鎖百貨公司，與梅西百貨同屬聯邦百貨公司旗下。布魯明黛在美國有超過36家分店。
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