Marriage Joke(46)
A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. When they were asked what their secret was to a long lasting marriage they said：
“We take the time to go out to a restaurant two times a week. A candlelight dinner，soft music and a slow walk home. She goes on Tuesdays，and I go on Fridays.”
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