我想給它一個驚喜
Lady: I'd like to buy a sweater for my dog.
Clerk: What size?
Lady: I have no idea.
Clerk: Well, why don't you bring in the dog and try one on?
Lady: Oh, I can't do that. I want it to be a surprise.
女士：我想給我的小狗買件毛線衫。
店員：多大的？
女士：我也不知道。
店員：那您為什么不把它帶來試一試呢？
女士：哦，我不想那樣做，因為我想給它一個驚喜。
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