有三個退休的老人
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.
One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?"
"No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."
And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a coke."
有三個退休的老人，都患有重聽。三月里風(fēng)和日麗的一天，他們在一起散步。
其中一個人對另一個人說：“這天兒風(fēng)有點兒大，是吧？”
“不是，”第二個人回答道，“今天是星期四。”
第三個人插話進來說：“我也是，去買瓶可樂吧。”
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