英語笑話：誰更禮貌
導語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*) ……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧O(∩_∩)O~~
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was more polite.
The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man said he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
一個胖男人和一個瘦男人正在為誰更有禮貌而爭吵。
瘦男人說他更禮貌，因為他總是向一個女士脫帽致意。但是胖男人說他更禮貌，因為無論何時他起身給女士讓座總是能讓兩位女士同時坐下。
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