英語笑話：我太太讓我站這的
導語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*) ……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧O(∩_∩)O~~
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter." Said and done, and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, and the line of men that dominated women, there was only one man. God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him！ Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one on that line?" The man said, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
世上的每一個人都上了天堂，神說：“要男人分成兩隊，一是在世上控制女人的男人，另一是被女人鞭打的男人。另外女子自成一隊，跟著圣彼德去。”
隊伍列好后，一是被女人鞭打的，有100英里長，一是在世上控制女人的，僅有一人。
神生氣的說：“你們男人應該感到羞恥，我按照自己的形象創造了你們，而你們被女子鞭打?？纯?，我唯一的兒子，站著使我驕傲，你們應該向他學習，告訴他們，兒子，你如何成為唯一站在這一隊上的？”
這男子回說：“我不知道，我太太叫我站在這的！”
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