世上的每一個人都上了天堂
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines.
One line for the men that dominated their women on earth
and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, and there are two lines. The line of the men
that were whipped was 100 miles long,
and the line of men that dominated women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.
I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates.
Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud.
Learn from him! Tell them, my son,
how did you manage to be the only one on that line?"
The man said, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
世上的每一個人都上了天堂 神說 :
" 要男人分成兩隊 , 一是在世上控制女人的男人 ,
另一是被女人鞭打的男人 .
另外女子自成一隊 , 跟著圣彼德去 ."
隊伍列好后 , 一是被女人鞭打的 ,
有 100 英里長 , 一是在世上控制女人的 ,
僅有一人 .
神生氣的說 :" 你們男人應該感到羞恥 ,
我按照自己的形象創造了你們 ,
而你們被女子鞭打 . 看看 , 我唯一的兒子 ,
站著使我驕傲 . 你們應該向他學習 .
告訴他們 , 兒子 ,
你如何成為唯一站在這一隊上的 ?"
這男子回說 :" 我不知道 , 我太太叫我站在這的 !"
本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/36950.html
相關文章
-
使別人高興--雙語幽默笑話
a sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?一個主日學校的老師正在對學生講使別...
2018-10-30 英語笑話 -
分不清孩子的爸爸--雙語幽默笑話
my two sister and i were all away at various colleges at the same time. one day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, i phoned home for...
2018-10-30 英語笑話 -
Military Joke(15)
During basic army training，a sergeant was telling his group how a submachine gun sprayed bullets. He drew a circle on a blackboard and announced that it had 260 degree.“But，sergeant，all circles...
2019-01-02 英語笑話 -
Clinton Joke (10)
“Now my motto in life，”said the school chaplain，“is work hard，play hard and pray hard. How about you，Harriet？” “My motto is let bygones be bygones.” “That‘s good. Why did you choose t...
2018-12-29 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：Salad with broccoliSalad with broccoli 西蘭花沙拉（雙語）
Salad with broccoli? I sense something is missing, Penny...西蘭花沙拉？我感覺缺了點什么，佩妮...Yet another evening passes with the greens-versus-gravy debate that had been the foundation of thei...
2018-11-07 英語笑話 -
英文笑話:Light Bulb Joke
Just to give you the hang of it…… How many Irish does it take to screw in a light bulb？ Five. One stands on top the table holding the bulb， the other four rotates the table. How many Chi...
2018-12-26 英語笑話 -
趣味英語：Men V.S Women 男人和女人的區別
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.A woman worries about the future...
2018-10-29 英語笑話 -
肯尼迪有個偉大的媽媽
“I hope my grandchildren will have the strength to bear the inevitable difficulties and disappointments and grieves of life.Bear them with dignity and without self-pi...
2018-11-30 英語笑話 -
雙語笑話 Secret For a Long Life
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch（門廊） . I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your secret for a long, happy...
2018-11-26 英語笑話
